17 August 2005

Spiracle-ly Leaking

This is not a quiz.
Mostly.

List ten songs that you are currently digging ... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're no good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artists, and the ten songs in your blog. Then tag five other people to see what they're listening to.

oops...I just figured out that I wasn't the one that Alyson meant in being tagged for this, so I guess that makes me a big loser anyway.
I'm not tagging anyone, directly or indirectly. Do it or don't do it. See if I care.

Now, on to the Gayest Song List in All of Existence!
These songs are among the heaviest in rotation in Peppermint Patty:
1. "As Long As You're Mine"; Wicked
2. "Once Upon A Time"; Brooklyn: The Musical
3. "Find Your Grail"; Spamalot
4. "I Wish You Knew"; Mariah Carey The Emancipation of Mimi
5. "Streetsinger"; Brooklyn: The Musical
6. "The Song That Goes Like This"; Spamalot
7. "Defying Gravity"; Wicked
8. "Together"; The Ten Tenors Larger Than Life
9. "Sundance"; The Ten Tenors Larger Than Life
10. "Ein Lied Kann Eine Brücke Sein"; Joy Fleming

If for no other reason, the list alone proves which side my bread is buttered on.
Attention hetero-ladies:
If your man has a song-list similar to that, wears clothes that match, can do your hair, and in general seems like just another one of the girls, he's gay. It may seem like you've found your dream mate, but really you've just found a homo. As a test, wave your punani in his face. If the reaction is equivalent to sprinkling salt on a slug, you have your answer.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, Im confused. . . YOU had a long term gf with which I know that you LIKED the sex, or the "punani" as you so eloquently put it. Can you please explain how a girl is supposed to tell when her bf is all about having the sex?!?!? Just curious! ;)

tm said...

yeah, well, I fit the rest of the criteria anyway... :-)

besides, it was just a joke

Anonymous said...

love you Todd! Muah!

tm said...

awww... I love you too, Lelys!

when are you coming back down to visit again?

maybe you can stay here at the house next time...