29 December 2006
My World Travels Redux
An upgraded new and improved map of my travels, including a few of the places I would like to go next:
23 December 2006
Refrigerator Magnets, and Calgona Take Me Away
I'm taking my refrigerator down from MySpace, so I wanted to post it over here, just in case I decide to use it again later.
In the meantime, feel free to leave me a message on my fridgeadator:
Click Here to get this from pYzam.com!
Also, in the spirit of removing things from my MySpace page, this is my current favorite MadTV sketch, but it wasn't playing right on my page, so now on my blog, presenting Calgona:
In the meantime, feel free to leave me a message on my fridgeadator:
Click Here to get this from pYzam.com!
Also, in the spirit of removing things from my MySpace page, this is my current favorite MadTV sketch, but it wasn't playing right on my page, so now on my blog, presenting Calgona:
06 December 2006
The New South Park Kids
Introducing the new kids in South Park and the real-life photos that inspired my creations:
TM, local pop star and travel guru:
Next we have Steven, also known as General Rubbish, after a long night at work:
Then there's David, actor/singer/playwright/film critic/Spanish-speaking drag queen/jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none, and the resident Broadway Queen:
Here's Leslie, another famous singer/actress and bass-chick extraordinaire:
Cynthia plays the tuba in the South Park Symphony Orchestra:
In a town known for the arts, South Park's Alyson is another singer/actress who is actually more famous for her superhuman knitting powers:
And Marcie, famous actress and world-renowned bellydancer who performs under the name Lalita Crispani:
TM, local pop star and travel guru:
Next we have Steven, also known as General Rubbish, after a long night at work:
Then there's David, actor/singer/playwright/film critic/Spanish-speaking drag queen/jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none, and the resident Broadway Queen:
Here's Leslie, another famous singer/actress and bass-chick extraordinaire:
Cynthia plays the tuba in the South Park Symphony Orchestra:
In a town known for the arts, South Park's Alyson is another singer/actress who is actually more famous for her superhuman knitting powers:
And Marcie, famous actress and world-renowned bellydancer who performs under the name Lalita Crispani:
05 December 2006
I look like WHAT?!?!
Part 1
One of my myspace friends posted this bulletin:
Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. Add yours to the bottom of the list and repost this.
I had some hilarious results, but it might have been a little easier for my name. Basically any trademarked product will say:
(product name)™ looks like...
so when you type "TM looks like" in Google, you get a lot of results. Results like:
TM looks like an ordinary electric light fixture, but... what you see is not all that you get! hmm...
TM looks like a spunky sidekick from a science fiction movie, with fully mobile appendages, motorized wheels beneath its feet, and a mouth that moves. Google seems to know me pretty well!
and my favorite, by far:
TM looks like crystal clear chunks of white Jell-O.
That's fun! Everyone should try it.
One of my myspace friends posted this bulletin:
Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. Add yours to the bottom of the list and repost this.
I had some hilarious results, but it might have been a little easier for my name. Basically any trademarked product will say:
(product name)™ looks like...
so when you type "TM looks like" in Google, you get a lot of results. Results like:
TM looks like an ordinary electric light fixture, but... what you see is not all that you get! hmm...
TM looks like a spunky sidekick from a science fiction movie, with fully mobile appendages, motorized wheels beneath its feet, and a mouth that moves. Google seems to know me pretty well!
and my favorite, by far:
TM looks like crystal clear chunks of white Jell-O.
That's fun! Everyone should try it.
Survey No. 18,374,977
1. What is the best way to get over someone?
Start dating again right away.
2. What makeup do you wear on a daily basis?
MAC...just kidding. I'm a boy. I don't wear makeup. Stupid sexist quiz.
3. Whats ur favorite resturant?
Cheesecake Factory
4. If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
anything breakfasty...eggs, hashbrowns, english muffins, pancakes, french toast
5. What do you want for christmas?
T-shirt Hell shirts, DVDs, CDs, books, standard stuff
6. Do you listen to music often?
My life is an Original Broadway Cast Recording.
7. Who on your Myspace "top 8" do you talk to the most?
Steven
8. What time is your alarm clock set for?
it isn't
9. Have you ever bid for something on ebay?
lots of stuff...I got my steno machine, and a bunch of movies (random, rare, out-of-print things)
10. Do you wear flip-flops even when its cold outside?
No.
11. Where do you buy your groceries from?
Publix, occasionally Albertsons
12. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Both. I love setting up a shot with the timer and then getting in it.
13. What was the last movie you watched?
I think it was Stranger Than Fiction.
14. Do any of your friends have children?
Yes! How weird is that? I'm old.
15. If you won the lottery, whats the first thing you would buy?
Well, the first thing I would do is pay off my debt. The first thing I would buy is a house and a smartcar.
16. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
HA HA! YES!
17. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
Never...9 times out of 10, I view medication as a crutch for weak-minded people who aren't in control of their own minds and bodies.
18. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Mariah Carey, Merry Christmas
19. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
I suppose that I prefer chocolate milk, but that's more of a treat and I drink regular milk like it's going out of style.
20. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I don't think so.
21. What was the last thing you drank?
I'm drinking milk right now.
22. What did you have for dinner?
Last night I had a wild mushroom crispani from Panera.
23. What is your biggest fear?
No fear.
24. What color is your house?
Some sort of peachy, beigey, non-descript, boring color.
25. Can you whistle?
Yes, but I have noticed that lately my whistling sounds funny and airy. Maybe I wear too much chapstick.
26. What is your favorite Christmas/winter movie?
Frosty the Snowman
27. Do long distance relationships work?
Sometimes
28. Have you ever participated in a protest?
I was almost involved in a strike, but the issues were resolved just in time.
29. Who was the last three people that called you?
Oh? What's that? Did you mean, "Who WERE the last three people to call me?"
Okay. In that case, it was Steven, my brother Tim, and my mother. I think grammatically-challenged people should not be allowed to create quizzes.
30. What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
I don't know. Rollercoasters are not that exciting to me anymore. They're kind of boring. But I guess I like Montu at Busch Gardens. It's different and the views are pretty.
31. What is something you must do everyday?
umm...eat? shower? poop? brush my teeth? apply deodorant? my hair?
32. Have you ever stolen something?
Yes. I was, in fact, a child at one point.
33. What area code are you in right now?
321/407. Is there still an "area" with only one area code? ...Savages!
34. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
What do you mean, as a child? I still do!
35. How big is your local mall?
Well, the average-sized Fashion Square Mall is about 500 yards from my house, but within a 20-minute drive is the largest mall in the Southeastern United States.
36. What is your job title?
Lazy Bastard
37. What do you miss most?
My innocence.
38. Would you ever sky dive?
Totally!
39. What are you allergic to?
Nothing.
40. What is your biggest regret?
I like to say that I have no regrets, but lately I have come to realize that I regret not being more confident when I was younger.
41. Have you ever had Jamba Juice?
Yes
42. When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
When WASN'T the last time I laughed so hard my sides hurt?
- Why is it that NOBODY can count? I would like to see a survey or a quiz that actually has all of its questions numbered consecutively. Missing no.43.
44. Do you own any band t-shirts?
That depends...is Mariah Carey considered "a band"?
45. What is your favorite candle scent?
My nose doesn't work very well, so basically anything strong. I like seasonal scents. Anything piney, wintery, or cinnamony for the christmas season.
46. How many aunts and uncles do you have?
3 uncles, 3 aunts. Oddly enough, the baby-boomer generation in my immediate family is the smallest. Therefore, I only have 4 first cousins while my mom has exactly 40 and my dad has 20-something, which means that I have well over 100 second cousins. Needless to say, we haven't had a family reunion in about 25 years. We don't all fit anywhere.
47. When was your last plane ride?
20 November, on the way back from Puerto Rico.
48. Do you crack your knuckles?
I can, and do, literally crack every single joint in my entire body, and I'm the world-champion thumb-popper.
49. How many chairs are at your dining room table?
4, but there were 9 on Thanksgiving.
50. Do you read for fun?
Just about every day.
Start dating again right away.
2. What makeup do you wear on a daily basis?
MAC...just kidding. I'm a boy. I don't wear makeup. Stupid sexist quiz.
3. Whats ur favorite resturant?
Cheesecake Factory
4. If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
anything breakfasty...eggs, hashbrowns, english muffins, pancakes, french toast
5. What do you want for christmas?
T-shirt Hell shirts, DVDs, CDs, books, standard stuff
6. Do you listen to music often?
My life is an Original Broadway Cast Recording.
7. Who on your Myspace "top 8" do you talk to the most?
Steven
8. What time is your alarm clock set for?
it isn't
9. Have you ever bid for something on ebay?
lots of stuff...I got my steno machine, and a bunch of movies (random, rare, out-of-print things)
10. Do you wear flip-flops even when its cold outside?
No.
11. Where do you buy your groceries from?
Publix, occasionally Albertsons
12. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Both. I love setting up a shot with the timer and then getting in it.
13. What was the last movie you watched?
I think it was Stranger Than Fiction.
14. Do any of your friends have children?
Yes! How weird is that? I'm old.
15. If you won the lottery, whats the first thing you would buy?
Well, the first thing I would do is pay off my debt. The first thing I would buy is a house and a smartcar.
16. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
HA HA! YES!
17. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
Never...9 times out of 10, I view medication as a crutch for weak-minded people who aren't in control of their own minds and bodies.
18. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Mariah Carey, Merry Christmas
19. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
I suppose that I prefer chocolate milk, but that's more of a treat and I drink regular milk like it's going out of style.
20. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I don't think so.
21. What was the last thing you drank?
I'm drinking milk right now.
22. What did you have for dinner?
Last night I had a wild mushroom crispani from Panera.
23. What is your biggest fear?
No fear.
24. What color is your house?
Some sort of peachy, beigey, non-descript, boring color.
25. Can you whistle?
Yes, but I have noticed that lately my whistling sounds funny and airy. Maybe I wear too much chapstick.
26. What is your favorite Christmas/winter movie?
Frosty the Snowman
27. Do long distance relationships work?
Sometimes
28. Have you ever participated in a protest?
I was almost involved in a strike, but the issues were resolved just in time.
29. Who was the last three people that called you?
Oh? What's that? Did you mean, "Who WERE the last three people to call me?"
Okay. In that case, it was Steven, my brother Tim, and my mother. I think grammatically-challenged people should not be allowed to create quizzes.
30. What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
I don't know. Rollercoasters are not that exciting to me anymore. They're kind of boring. But I guess I like Montu at Busch Gardens. It's different and the views are pretty.
31. What is something you must do everyday?
umm...eat? shower? poop? brush my teeth? apply deodorant? my hair?
32. Have you ever stolen something?
Yes. I was, in fact, a child at one point.
33. What area code are you in right now?
321/407. Is there still an "area" with only one area code? ...Savages!
34. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
What do you mean, as a child? I still do!
35. How big is your local mall?
Well, the average-sized Fashion Square Mall is about 500 yards from my house, but within a 20-minute drive is the largest mall in the Southeastern United States.
36. What is your job title?
Lazy Bastard
37. What do you miss most?
My innocence.
38. Would you ever sky dive?
Totally!
39. What are you allergic to?
Nothing.
40. What is your biggest regret?
I like to say that I have no regrets, but lately I have come to realize that I regret not being more confident when I was younger.
41. Have you ever had Jamba Juice?
Yes
42. When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
When WASN'T the last time I laughed so hard my sides hurt?
- Why is it that NOBODY can count? I would like to see a survey or a quiz that actually has all of its questions numbered consecutively. Missing no.43.
44. Do you own any band t-shirts?
That depends...is Mariah Carey considered "a band"?
45. What is your favorite candle scent?
My nose doesn't work very well, so basically anything strong. I like seasonal scents. Anything piney, wintery, or cinnamony for the christmas season.
46. How many aunts and uncles do you have?
3 uncles, 3 aunts. Oddly enough, the baby-boomer generation in my immediate family is the smallest. Therefore, I only have 4 first cousins while my mom has exactly 40 and my dad has 20-something, which means that I have well over 100 second cousins. Needless to say, we haven't had a family reunion in about 25 years. We don't all fit anywhere.
47. When was your last plane ride?
20 November, on the way back from Puerto Rico.
48. Do you crack your knuckles?
I can, and do, literally crack every single joint in my entire body, and I'm the world-champion thumb-popper.
49. How many chairs are at your dining room table?
4, but there were 9 on Thanksgiving.
50. Do you read for fun?
Just about every day.
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