28 June 2007

Long-Ass Quiz

...or is it good Ass-Yogurt?


1. What are your initials?
T-MH, or if the Catholics had their way with me (as so many of them have...) it would be: T-MRH


2. What is your favorite thing to wear?
Anything green or black. My $100 shirt from Germany, and my pinstripe khaki pants.


3. What were you doing before you got on the computer?
Ate a lunch of oatmeal and toast.


4. What was the most exciting thing that happened to you today?
not much yet today...I bleached a streak in my hair...that was kind of fun. Our British friend Jay is coming into town this evening, so tonight will be fun!


5. I say Shotgun, you say?
Fat chance, midget! Shorties in the back!!!


6. Last person you hugged?
Steven


7. Who was most annoying today?
Well, Steven managed to leave town without us getting into an argument, so no one!


8. How many U.S states have you been to?
43. I only lack Alaska, Hawaii, Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, and North and South Dakota.

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
3. Connecticut, Florida, Texas, then back to Florida.

10. Does anyone you know wanna date you?
I couldn't imagine who would.


11. Name something you like physically about yourself.
My eyes. And I think my ass is pretty hot.


12. What color car do you drive?
umm...clear? I don't have a car. My scooter is red.


13. Who are your best friends?
David. My old-school best friends that I don't see much anymore are Leslie, Cynthia, and Melinda.


14. Why are you still up?
It's 3:30 in the afternoon.


15. Who/What made you angry today?
No one, yet, but the day is young. I'm sure someone will.


16. Favorite type of Food?
CHOCOLATE, dairy, anything carby.


17. Favorite holidays:
Halloween, Christmas, my birthday.

18. Do you download music?
Only the free single-of-the-week from iTunes.

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes! Gross.

20. Have you made any new friends lately?
Jay, the new British friend


21. What are you wearing?
Nike shorty-shorts and a blue-and-gold tie-dye shirt that I made, quite literally, 13 years ago. (It's my eatin'-dress.)


22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yes.


23. What is your dream car?
smartcar


24. Do you like George Bush?
fuck NO!!! ...ignorant, uneducated asshole.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
No! But I would love to!

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting:
No! But I would love to!

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
And how! And 20 years older... And 30 years older...


28. How much money do you have in your pocket?
aww...how sweet for thinking I have money!


29. What do you want to be doing right now?
Traveling...swimming...laying on a beach somewhere


30. How is the weather right now?
Hot...looks like it'll rain any moment.


31. What are you listening to right now?
Days of Our Lives.


32. What is your current fav song?
"Fav"? I didn't realize this was a Tiger Beat interview...

I don't know, really, I have so many. Anything loud and belty or full of vocal gymnastics.


33. What was the last movie you watched?
Yesterday Steven and I did a double-header. Hostel Part 2 and 1408.


34.-37. ???

38. How many pets do you have?
Two adorable kitties, Chloe and George.


39. What's one thing you've learned?
I can say, "How are you?" "I'm hot;" "I'm cold;" and count to 10 in Bulgarian. And I learned how to say, "Go fuck yourself!" in Arabic.


40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
any iced coffee or cappuccino concotion


41. Have you ever jumped from a plane?
I've never been skydiving, but I had to jump out of a 767 and down the slide during emergency drills and training.

42. Have you ever fired a gun:
a BB-gun when I was like 10.


43. Are you missing someone?:
Sometimes.


44. Favorite TV show?
I've got about 50 favorite shows, but favorites in season right now are Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List and So You Think You Can Dance? among others.


45. Do you have an ipod?
Yes. A lil green nano.


46. Has anyone ever said that you look like a celeb?
I've heard (begrudgingly) Tim Allen, Ben Affleck (when I have dark hair), and Michael T. Weiss.

47. Are you in love?
Yes. I've been with Steven for 3 1/2 years.


48. ???

49. Favorite movie of all time?
Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Dreamgirls, Camp, Rent, so many others...I have over 300 movies on DVD and VHS.

50. Do you find yourself loved?
Sometimes. Probably not as much as I would like.


51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
Yeah.


52. Ever been arrested?
Almost.


53. Butter, plain, kettle or salted popcorn?
Usually plain.

54. What Magazines are you reading?
lately, none, but I occiasionally skim through Entertainment Weekly, US, People, and travel mags.

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yes.


56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently?
No.


57. What did you do last night?
Saw Hostel Part 2, and 1408.

58. What's something that really bugs you?
So many things. Please don't get me started. Stupidity irritates me more than anything else, I think.


59. Do you use conditioner?
Yes. It keeps my hair silky soft and smooth considering how much I dye it!


60. Do you like Michael Jackson?
What a freak! But most artistic genii are! He is phenomenally talented.


61. What's your favorite smell?
I can't usually smell much of anything. When it comes to cologne, though, I love Jean Paul Gaultier, Dolce & Gabbana, and ckB.

62. Favorite baseball team?
I don't do baseball. I'm gay.


63. Favorite cereal?
Raisin Bran


64. What is your favorite football team?
Again, I don't do football. I'm gay.


65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
About 48 hours. It sucked.


66. Last time you went bowling?
WAY too long ago! I love bowling!


67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Wow...I've slept in some weird places. The two best that I can think of both involve Leslie. We piled 5 people onto a full-sized pull-out couch in Panama City, at my suggestion, and I was the sober one. Then in NYC, Leslie, Michael, and I all slept on a single twin-sized bed in a 7x10 room. Good times.


68. Who was your last phone call?

my friend Leandro in Michigan


69. Last time you were at work?
Tuesday.


70. What's the closest orange object to you?
Actually nothing, which is fine with me because I hate orange!

19 June 2007

Quote of the Day

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Unless you roll it through a big pile of moss.