10 Names

Thanks to David for this fun name game, but some of these REALLY don't work...
...like an Amish kid doing Mad-Libs...

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current street name)
Topper Ibis
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav icecream flavor,favorite cookie)
Mint Chocolate Chip Pepperidge Farm??? (ooh...feel the ghetto!)
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
T-Hay
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Dolphin (Dolph Green maybe, but not Green Dolphin)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Blank Vernon (...or if the Catholics had their way, it would be Robert Vernon)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Hay To-Sch
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink put "The")
The Black Milk (that's just gross)
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Leo Thomas
9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne)
Le Male
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father & mother's middle name)
Arthur Blank (maybe I'm related to Jerri...)