Quote of the Day

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Unless you roll it through a big pile of moss.

Quotes of the Day

Last Thursday's Quote:

"...you can't just 'go to town'!"

a bit TMI here, but this was spoken by me during an intimate moment expressing the need for foreplay at the beginning of "relations"


Sunday Night's Game-Night Quotes:

"That prostitute's vagina is all 'labidy'."
"When I wake up in the morning, my hair is always all 'bokimp'."
"I'm gonna 'bort' you in HALF!"

The first two were fun with made up words. Before we started actually playing Cranium Pop5; we took the 6 dice from the game, rolled them, and had to make up a word with the available letters and use that word in a sentence. Why, you might ask? Well, for me it's because I'm a nerd, but everyone else was a little bit drunk.
For the last one, 'bort' is a real word (actual definition: diamond dust) that came up during a spirited game of Balderdash where some of our definitions had to do with vomit and sexual euphemisms.

Quote of the Day

Last night was a fun-filled, action-packed adventure.
After I got out of work, Steven and John Taylor came and met me at Disney, and we went to EPCOT. We had a delicious dinner at the Rose & Crown, then I finally got to see the new-ish, The Seas with Nemo and Friends. Then we took Steven to Norway because he had never ridden Maelstrom. After getting off the ride, looking around the gift shop, Steven was overheard saying:

"It's not like I come from Norwegia, or anything!"

I nearly peed it was so funny!

Just for Shiggles...

Quote of the day:

"I backdoored Glenn Close!"

Look for that to appear on a t-shirt at some point in the very near future.