Tourgasm Funny

My new favorite word is "swunt."
Robert Kelly (on Dane Cook's Tourgasm) had just finished playing a game of "Dance Dance Revolution" with some college-student freak. He said it gave him sweaty-ass, or "swass." Then he said that sweaty-balls would be called "swalls," and that women get "swunt."

I laughed until I nearly peed. Just the sound of the word "swunt" is enough to get me going again.

Sweaty + cunt = swunt...
...or, Whitney Houston.